It’s teatime. Survey today.

74 new questions you’ve NEVER been asked

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Chest. Gotta keep it shiny!

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Huh, I don't know. I'm not sure if I have one (there are jackets in my wardrobe that I've not worn yet, since I've not found the suitable occasion.

3. Do you like coffee?
Yes. Filled to the brim with darkness deeper than night, with bitterness hotter than the depths of hell - that's coffee.

4. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I'm tired but nervous. A really bad combination..

5.What made you write this bulletin?
Boredom

6. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
Aim. I like it concise.

7. Where are you?
Behind you.

8. Could you eat your favorite food everyday for a month and not get sick of it?
I could spend the rest of my life eating fresh spinach and not grow sick of it. Believe me, I tried eating spinach for days and I still love it.

9. What are you craving?
I want to eat Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce so bad.

10. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Your mom.

11. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I was trying to think of how many people I've bothered. I came close.

12. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
How about giving me an ice cream and I'll show you?

13. Do you use smileys?
No.

14. How many bedrooms are in your house?
Three

15. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I saw Riza Santos last week. Didn't really plan it, she just happened to be there.

16. Do you like cottage cheese?
Sure

17. What's the last song you had stuck in your head?
See my previous entry.

18. Favorite place to be?
That kind of personalized entity we all have when we close our eyes. I like that place, because that's where I'm truly free.

19. Are your parent(s) strict?
Sometimes.

20: would you go sky diving?
Me wants!

21. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Yep, and I'm sure to order a combo of Nuke Sandwich and Oil Shake.

23. Do you rent movies?
Rarely.

25. Where are you going to be Saturday night?
Home.

26. Brown or white eggs?
White perhaps.

28. Ever taken a train?
I often do when I'm in Taiwan.

30. Is anyone in your family famous?
My sis appeared on NY Times a few times, met Hilary Clinton, and communicated with P. Diddy, Jay-z, Wynton Marsalis and Wyclef Jean. So if she's not famous, she's probably close to it.

31. What day of the week is it?
Friday

32. What was your Lunch?
Sandwich

33. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
I don't know. Working, perhaps.

34 Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No.

35. So, how about them Yankees?
I don't watch MLB.

38. Last time you cried?
Long ago.

39. Ever walked into a wall?
I walk through them!

40. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Pacific Sun? I used to buy their Ice Teas.

41. Favorite season?
Fall. I love autumn leaves.

42. The next person you'll hold hands with?
I don't know.

43. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nope. I never can sleep with a TV on except if it's the TV on a bus.

44. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?
Yep

45. Do you think you're old?
Compared to what?

46. Are you afraid of the dark?
Humans are all afraid of the dark, yet at the same time bewitched by it. Maybe that's why we like the darkness that is coffee.

Oh, all right. No. 

47. Do you like your life right now?
Mostly, yeah, but I could use a pasta.

48. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Looooong ago.

50. Do you have good vision?
No. I should be wearing glasses but I just don't.

53. Worst thing that happened today?
None. Today's pretty good.

54. When is your next road trip?
I don't know yet.

55. Have you ever crawled through a window?
The burglar alarm didn't set off after all!

56. Can you handle truth?
Can you? I prefer hard truths than cotton-candy delusions.

57. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A book.

58. How often do you talk on the phone?
If you mean having long conversations on a phone, probably around once or twice per month.

59. Are you in a complicated relationship?
All relationships are complicated!

60. Do you hate more than 3 people?
Yes! I HATE YOU! I HATE EVERYONE! YOU GUYS SUCK!

Now please gimme an ice cream.

61. Have you ever tripped someone?
No. I did far nastier. I pulled the chair away while he wasn't looking.

62. Have you ever slapped someone?
Your mom

63. Do you read?
No I playz Halo R0xx0rz lol!

64. Do you use chap stick?
Tried, hated how that felt.

65. Are you forgiving?
You suck!

err, the obligatory missing number? 

67. Do you own a gun?
No

68. Have you made a prank phone call?
I pranked prank phoners.

69. Have you ever been in a castle?
No but I really want to

71. Do you love yourself?
Haha

72. Are you closer to your mother or father?
Equal

73. Do you chat on AIM often?
No. I use YM.

74. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
Red herring.