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October 19, 2007

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Hey all.

In my web design course (I'm currently taking up their Dreamweaver subject) I was asked to create an architectural web page with a testimonial section.

I do not want to make the testimonials overly reverent or ultra-serious like those stone-faced actors of Jumong. Who needs that? I don't, especially since I'm creating a portfolio site of a German architect, Schufer Mann, who is merely a product of my screwed-up imagination. I'm skewing towards testimonials that are hilarious, ridiculous and puns-decorated. I also happen to be busy with other jobs, so if anyone could submit the kind of testimonials that I'm looking for, I promise to give you many thank-yous and I might give you something awesome if we end up meeting personally. ^_^

Here are some of the sample testimonials:

"Schufer Mann possesses visions envied by superheroes." - Tess T. Moni, Italian Designer

"Redefines postmodernism and turns avant-garde to savant-garde." - Eddy Oth, receipient of 2007's Nobull Prize

"I said it too many times, but he's a genius, genius, genius!" - Redd un Danci, CEO of Reap It Consultants

"His architects turn my life around, from 'oh dear' to 'oh great!'" - Aina Kho, society pages editor of Daily Dally

"That's hot!" - Aries Hilton, MENSA member

"He could create a wonderland where the rest of the world is Dorothy." - Booker Kristic, book critic

"He's capable of creating a Petronas in a single stroke!" Sir Price N. G. Lee, editor of Oh! Very State! magazine

"My man's the shiznit, dawg!" - Tuk Strit, Rapper of Straight Outta Tondo

Anything else you'd like to add? The comment box is open.

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