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December 11, 2007

Nah who needs introduction? I think I'll just go ahead and put a few words I love/hate. In no particular order. I love chaos. Palahniuk would be so proud.

Word: Word

Love/Hate: Word!

Uh, yeah, that was cheap. Next!

Word: Blogosphere

Love/Hate: hate

Clumsy. I was never a fan of the word blog because it sounds so much like the sound of your stacks of underwear falling to the ground. But blogsophere?! It gives me a much funnier image, like an entire world falling apart and people are still out there dancing to obnoxious techno (is there any other kind?) while wearing burlap thong underwear.

Word: Defenestrate

Love/Hate: Throw something out of your window? What word could possibly be more awesome than this?!

Word: Bitch

Ha you saw this one comi-, er, arriving, didn't you?

Love/Hate: Love and hate, bitches!

I don't particularly loathe the word: it works very well as an intensifier. I just hate it when girls call themselves "bitch" as in "Babe In Total Control of Herself" when it could’ve been interpreted as "Babe Insisting To Cumwhore Hersex!" Yeah, those are portmanteaus, but stop bitchin' dammit!

By the way, acerbic wit extraordinaire Malu Fernandez calls herself a bitch. Uh, yeah, anyone remember who she is?

Word: Stately

Love/Hate: I won't tell you. Read this instead:

"Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air."

Ulysses starts like that. Is that your nose bleeding?

Word: Triskaidekaphobia

Fear of number 13? SLICK!

Word: Induhvidual

Love/Hate: How could I hate it? It sounds identical to "individual" and people with hearing problems (basically, everyone) will not be able to tell the two apart. So you can call people induhvidualistic and they'll respond to you favorably while you try to hide your chortle.

Word: Ninjas

Love/Hate: Someday they will kidnap the president:

Word: Pirates

Love/Hate: They're, like, the new working class hero. Leave those Van Damme trash flicks to Video City. In the Philippines, who else tries to cater to the crowd of Seven Samurai, Apocalypse Now, The Man on the Train, or La Femme Nikita?

Word: Haute Couture

I hate "WRITERS" who try to sound intelligent BY INSERTING ASSORTED FRENCH AND LATIN WORDS! Dios mio! And something about haute couture, ipso facto, sounds très haughty.

Word: Haller

(It does not mean a person who… dwells… in the halls.)

Tagalog Heritage Dictionary says any word is "legitimate" as long as some rabid fans are enamored by the pa-cute (want to know what pa-cute is nearly homonymous to?) personality using such word. SEE ALSO: JOKE JOKE JOKE, kering-keri, grabe over grover, itsumo kokoro (Tagalog style), pwe-DEH!!!!!!!1111111111111. Really stupid, really. For real. Realxactly. Anyway, say haller instead of hello if you live in 2005. Something like, you've had me at haller?!

If you're hafi with haller, then ok fine whatever VV. Davah?!

Anyway, I hate the word.

Word: Non-issue

I don't hate the word itself. I just hate how people (especially defenders of a scandalous president *ahem*) use this word. "Those deeds have passed so it's a non-issue". Blech.

~~Word~~ Phrase: Superman dat ho

Love/hate: Hate! JUST WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN ANYWAY?!

I know what you're thinking. Nightdreamer, why not use all the words you've listed? Oh dear, I wish I hadn't brought that up.

In the tavern is a haute couture bard,

Who prides in swindling bitches.

By singing of the blogosphere,

He earns from stately arrivistes.

Of his words are, of induhviduals who,

Defenestrate their riches.

Where ninjas come to kill their foe,

A non-issue to their niches.

And a ship named Superman dat Ho,

Has pirates who loot riches.

But on 13, the bard has left,

And everyone notices.

He says he's a triskaidekaphobic moron,

But all drunkards say "Haller?! He's Jason."

…

I'm tired. I haven't slept for more than 10 hours since I turned 24. Hope you enjoyed reading this post, however nonsensical it is.

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This post made me laugh. To the max. Lol.

Posted by J at December 11, 2007, 10:36 pm

Tenchu! Hahahahaha

I’m bonkers.

Posted by nightdreamer at December 11, 2007, 11:29 pm

I enjoyed this one! ha ha.

Belated happy birthday, Kris!

Posted by Novz at December 12, 2007, 11:29 am

Tenchu your chuvaness ! Bwahahaha!

Posted by nightdreamer at December 12, 2007, 11:32 am

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