Silly IM Conversations

December 20, 2007

nightdreamer: yo nessy!

nessy: yo homeyslice!

nightdreamer: watchoo callin' me homeyslice fo'?

shrugging_lady: my pregnant dog went out!

nightdreamer: well, eloping dogs sound like an awesome plot device to me

nightdreamer: "While You Were Barking", starring Kennel Reeves

nightdreamer: err, apparently a better thespian than Keanu.

nightdreamer: I mean, look at kingdom hearts II

nightdreamer: Donald Duck with unnecessary zippers?

nightdreamer: Gothic Mickey Mouse(tm)?

blue_galaxy: Heh, he was intense

nightdreamer: What next? Goofy with angel wings?

nightdreamer: Daisy Duck with a jaded past ?

blue_galaxy: one winged angel goofy

blue_galaxy: hooker with a heart of gold daisy

nightdreamer: or Jiminy Cricket with 3 eyes

nightdreamer: sheesh, no one respects our childhood anymore

blue_galaxy: heh, so true

nightdreamer: The Americans ruined Looney Toons. The Japanese ruined Disney

nightdreamer: I can't wait for the British to ruin Hanna Barbera then

blue_galaxy: heh

nightdreamer: Bring on the Tom and Jerry with MOSHPITS and INDIE ROCK! 

nightdreamer: you know what would be cool?

nightdreamer: what if one of the harry potter characters were actually gay?

nightdreamer: you know, embracing diversity and all?

guile_sonicboom: err, I'd rather not see that happen

(note: this conversation was made before Deathly Hallows was released. When nightdreamer learned that Dumbledore is gay he had goosebumps.) 

captnlovbuns: i don't do nice things

nightdreamer: yeah, I've had it! From now on I will be a BAD DUDE!

captnlovbuns: bad enough to rescue the president?

nightdreamer: Yes!

nightdreamer: Pass the cocaine.

captnlovbuns: on its way. 

nightdreamer: HADOKEN! <O 

nightdreamer: pogi ako!

nightdreamer: jack and poy tayo. ang panalo, pogi!

nightdreamer: jack and poy!

masterlopez: o< (scissors)

nightdreamer: o (rock)

nightdreamer: yay panalo ako! 

** office lights off **

masterlopez: what was that about?

** office lights on after 5 minutes **

nightdreamer: ho-kay

nightdreamer: so, is someone having this "close the lights at mag-reflect-tayo" session that is common among religious seminars? 

nightdreamer: geez I really hated that Voldemort vs. Harry Potter scene in DH

pingpong: why? I thought it was okay?

nightdreamer: I thought it was really anticlimactic? Can you believe it, their dialogues? It's like a WWE trash talk! 

mike_tight: do birds have hands?

nightdreamer: huh of course they don't!

mike_tight: then why do we sing "Why do birds suddenly APIR"?

* nightdreamer facepalms * 

nightdreamer: UUuuuuyyy (teases two colleagues) 

johnwilsonmotors: But to be fair, they're probably only shopping together because it's convenient

nightdreamer: sheesh johnwilsonmotors, your mind is too pure. Can't you dirty it up a little more? 

richard_blues: (speaking from America) dito sa tabi ng bahay namin, may pinoy na sando at pajamas lang ang suot, kahit malamig sa labas

nightdreamer: sheesh epal naman nun

nightdreamer: Kung sa America nagpapajama sila, but when they go to Manila's starbucks they wear jackets? 

 

 


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Previous Comments

why am i a shrugging lady? :(

Posted by liz at December 21, 2007, 2:12 pm

hmm, i don’t see why the tag’s ‘pointlessness’. i had a good laugh! ^-^

Posted by Cai at December 23, 2007, 12:44 pm

Hey liz,

You’re a shrugging lady because you like Ayn Rand. ^_^

Posted by nightdreamer at December 25, 2007, 4:56 pm

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