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December 26, 2007

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [yeoch!]
[ ] You have fell out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. [Happens all the time.]

So far: 4

[ ] You have ran into a tree. [Almost]

[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [I noticed that a long time ago]
[ ]You just tried to sing them.

So far: 5

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [Yeah, doncha wish your boyfriend is as clumsy as me?]
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] Your hair is/was blond. [Uh, obnoxious stereotype?]
[x] You've put metal in the microwave. [Don't ask]

So far:7

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [My jacket, and an expensive one at that]
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up. [Many times!]
[x] You've fallen asleep in class. [BUT, it RARELY happens!]

[ ] You have tripped over your own feet.

So far: 10

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] You have forgotten to breathe. [Huh, that's dumb, unless it's used as a pickup line!]
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. [Nah.]

So far: 12

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else. [Not really. I'm free to be idle for now]
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out. [Some of my shirts are reversible]
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. [Good lord, I can't express just how many times this has happened to me! I'm not good at finding things.]

So far: 14

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you dont. [I must've died and reincarnated and re-died a thousand times now if any of them were true]
[x] You break a lot of things. [:(]

So far: 15

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused. [Hahahahaha!]
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. [Happens in my office a lot]

So far: 17

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures or words in the texture of the ceiling. [I don't find it stupid. Zombiefied people merely like to dismiss creative thinkers as stupid]

[x] The word "uh" is used many times a day. {Uh, not really]

Total: 19

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