It’s a Conspiracy!

I hope novz will like this post. 

Sometimes I think that in my life, things happens with the most ridiculously conspired timing. Previously, I was complaining about my life being uneventful. That deprives me of inspiration, and without inspiration I don't write enthusiastically.

Fate may have read my blog post and said, "You want events? Here's an event! Now update your blog!"

Phooey! At least make that event PLEASANT! Frankly I'd rather NOT see HER so soon.

I'm referring to that GIRL.

But I'm getting ahead too fast. Here's what happened: I went out of my office to have my lunch. And just when I was about to come back to our office's building, I saw her standing outside the lobby.

We recognized each other, and she greeted me with the pleasantry of a masseuse. Bleah I'm dried of metaphors. So we spoke to each other a bit. You know, the typical "comment allez vous" stuff. I really should write "how are you" instead but since I just ate French bread, I'm still feeling a tad French-y. She recalled coming to my office two weeks ago and leaving a gift on my table, and she wondered if I've received it. I said I did. I never told her that I did not throw it away, nor did I tell her that I had been mad about at her. I do hope that she haven't read my blog. Wait, scratch that. I'd rather that she have read it, because she'll contribute to my Page Ranks, and in this day and age EVERY FRIGGIN BLOGGER MUST BE OBSESSED WITH PAGE RANKS! SO THERE SUCKERS I JUST SAID I WANT HIGH PAGE RANKS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY BLOGGING CAREER (gee do I try so desperately to make that sound grand)! Right, I'm digressing. Anyway, back to us. It was a conversation of two people treating each other professionally, meaning we're pretending to like each other more than we really do. Or, at least I don't like her as much as I appeared. I hope she has a crush on me though.

She also said she's being transferred to another department. She will now accommodate Makati clients instead of the Ortigas ones, although I still could contact her if I wanted to. Why, guess what, girl, pfft! I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE BEING TRANSFERRED! Guess I won't be seeing you again now that I won't even try to contact you so out of my life you go mwuahahaha can I ask you out some time?!

See? See what's happening? That's a quality mixed feeling you're reading there.

Seriously, I still don't know if I should be glad of this chance meeting. She reminds me of a past disappointment but, then again, I still want to smell her hair and kiss her.

Que sera sera then.

Dope Blog’s Getting Too Much Dope?

I just read a very compelling blog, and was going to add them to my, um, blogroll *shudders*.

Except, I couldn't. Why? I tried to delete one blog from my list (there's a crap one there. I don't even know why I added it. Find the blog with a pen as a header. Pen, no less! The author thinks itself as an amazing writer?) but that didn't work either.

What's going on, i.ph?

Anyway, Caffeine Sparks is perhaps one of the most intelligent bloggers I've ever read. I loved her pointed attack to Tim Yap, and her debunking of our unfounded fear of communism. That, and she makes me feel inadequate.

Crappy post, I know. But my life's been slow at the moment.