The "Screw Valentine’s Day" Raillery

Major PWNage alert! 

Musclecaptain: i suppose there are always actual women
nightdreamer: overrated. i prefer alien lesbian sex!111111
nightdreamer: i’m going to show my kid that video!
Musclecaptain: a kid would of course require an actual woman
Musclecaptain: unless you’re talking about your adopted son
Musclecaptain: you could tell the agency that you’re going to show him lots of porn
nightdreamer: hahaha
nightdreamer: the thought always inspires me.
nightdreamer: in fact we should create a new tv series. 24, but instead of fighting terrorists 24 hours a day we have people having sex for that long
nightdreamer: i wonder how the sneak preview will be:
nightdreamer: "next on 24, jack boner penetrates…"
Musclecaptain: this is disturbingly well thought out
nightdreamer: hahaha
Musclecaptain: maybe you DO need a date
nightdreamer: aw shucks you can tell?
nightdreamer: i guess all imaginative people are horny then.
nightdreamer: my goodness valentine’s day sucks. unless you’re celebrating it. then it blows.
nightdreamer: do you think ninjas celebrate valentine’s day as well?
Musclecaptain: of course not. what kind of ridiculous question is that? everyone knows ninjas show no emotion
nightdreamer: yeah, so why do they have sex in that ninja scroll movie?
nightdreamer: wow this discussion is getting deeper and deeper every minute
Musclecaptain: huh?
nightdreamer: and not in a pornographic way.
Musclecaptain: who said sex has anything to do with emotion? the ninja must have offspring
nightdreamer: hahaha
nightdreamer: you’re right
nightdreamer: i’m PWNed.
nightdreamer: my god this is such a ridiculous IM conversation, i just may want to post it in my blog!
Musclecaptain: that’d be a great conversation starter for your next date
nightdreamer: hahaha =))
nightdreamer: how come you’re so clever?
nightdreamer: bastard!
Musclecaptain: my father was a ninja
nightdreamer: LOL