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The problem with blogging….

By Malu Fernandez

Just this morning I got a text telling me to check out some blog with juicy gossip about the so called “Gucci Gang” curiously enough I logged on and read all the gossip and juicy details. Whether or not the stories were true I didn’t really care to find out nor do I care to be involved. It makes no difference in my life who did what to whom it was just a leisure gossip read and I was just one of the many people who read the blog but halfway through I became quite disturbed as it made me reminiscent of the numerous blogs I was once the hot topic of.

Before I go any further I must stress the point that this is not about my previous issue, but simply the point of view of someone who has been a victim of vicious blogging and blogging as a new communication medium. To those of you who are mass/volume or dense (that’s the physics formula for density to those who are clueless) again, I repeat this is not a reaction toward my past actions.

So let me continue, first of all I believe in the freedom of speech. By all means say what you need to say. Unfortunately for most of the bloggers without advertising you get paid nothing. If in fact you do get paid then hooray for you. But blogging, aside from Perez Hilton and the other big time bloggers (you know who you are) is for me a slacker job or a medium and pastime for lonely people to connect. Unless you’re in bloody Siberia or in a Gulag prison, try stepping outside your comfort zone and turn off the laptop or pc, you just might find some real live people to talk to instead of typing away in cyber space.

On the flipside blogging can be a good source of information and a great way to exchange ideas. This I strongly encourage whether it is about politics, fashion, food or whatever topic you may choose. Friendly and healthy discussions are always great.

The difference between a journalist and a blogger is that journalists have to adhere to certain guidelines that govern the freedom of speech. And whatever a journalist chooses to write about—be it popular or unpopular—we do not hide behind an anonymous name and are resigned to the fact that we have to take as much as we dish out. However, I simply detest people who place vicious comments and slanderous statements in blogs yet sign their messages as ‘anonymous.’ If you have something to say, don’t hide behind a false name. It’s just plain cowardice of you to do so. I have more of a deep sense of respect for those—however unpopular or vicious their statements are—who post their views with their real names and make no bones about it. At least they stand for something; I would rather take it from them than the cowards that hide behind false names.

Perhaps it is the Filipino culture to foster backstabbing because they never mean what they say face to face. Just how many times have you dealt with co-workers who will smile in your face when you ask them to perform a task or engage in just plain conversation, when in fact they are quite uncomfortable with the situation and are forced to do what they absolutely detest with a smiling face. I guess it’s the kind of culture brought about by 300 years of Spanish colonization. To one particular blogger of Spanish descent but with an Indio face, don’t act like a peninsulares and quote Spanish words from the generation of your abuelita… jeez and they call me elitist. The Spanish rule is over, get over yourself and your Español relatives who used to have power… but I digress (oops, my bad…) Let’s move forward.

It’s just like all this hullabaloo about ousting GMA. You deposed ERAP in Edsa Dos. Now you’re unhappy with his replacement. Make up your minds. (For the record I’m not pro anybody I’m pro whatever lesser evil is out there). You can’t overthrow one president then decide you made a mistake with your second choice. I’s not like buying a green Hermes bag and suddenly deciding, oops I should have gotten the black one instead. Unfortunately that’s the kind of nation we have become, a bunch of wishy-washy whiners who whine about everything under the sun and found the blog sphere to be the new medium for whining. Yes we do what we have to do as a nation to get things done and stop corruption and evil (I’m all for that) but we never seem to be happy with what we have, hence the complaining and whining. It just never stops.

I suppose I started some kind of trend by eliciting nasty comments and reactions via blog because of my indiscretion. But it seems to be a comfortable medium for people to vent their anger on just about everything they disagree with. I have been called an irresponsible journalist so what does that make you? It is easy to hide under the guise of anonymity you can say just about anything you want because you have no repercussions to deal with. It’s easy to hide behind a false moniker isn’t it?

Just a thought to ponder on… Maybe I should start an anonymous blog and really let go… but then again I don’t want to be responsible for World War Three and I would sleep much better being brutally honest in your face than hide behind an anonymous name. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if I started a blog just to shake things up and got a ton of money in advertising? If I do decide to do that I thank you all in advance for inspiring me… I’m always a glass half full kinda girl anyway…

Good Heavens.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is written by a journalist of The Manila Standard. Now not only do we have politicians, but also life-column journalists decreasing our standards.

As someone who has a sizable distaste of some blogging trend, I feel NO SYMPATHY to Malu Fernandez. She brags about being such a fascinating journalist, yet she sure doesn’t know the first thing about writing. The grammatical felonies she committed in that article were so shocking, it’s almost postmodern!

She ridiculously claims that us, Filipinos, are a culture of whiners. And what was she doing exactly? Not whining? Hypocrisy much? Maybe in that bubble where she lives in she actually isn’t a citizen of our country. And wow guess who’s the blogger she looks up to. Perez-freaking-Hilton! Why am I not surprised.

And by the way, that mass/volume metaphor is BRILLIANT! RAW GENIUS! So HILAR-ASS it is, that it demands explanation in case we the inferior being living outside her bubble DIDANT GIT IT!

Just to prove that I’ve got better editing skills than those unremarkable trolls from Manila Standard, I scrutinized Malu’s article and wrote some comments so she could change her draft. Click more to see how it would look like.

My comments are in boldface.

The problem with blogging….

by Malu Fatasthis

Just this morning I got a text telling me to check out some blog with juicy gossip about the so called “Gucci Gang” curiously enough I logged on (Your logging on is curious?) and read all the gossip and juicy details (you can read all the details? Surely that’s to be seen eh?). Whether or not the stories were true I didn’t really care to find out nor do I care to be involved. It makes no difference in my life who did what to whom it was just a leisure gossip read (what gossip isn’t leisure you dim hag?) and I was just one of the many people who read (what other living beings are capable of reading. Pigs? Oops, sorry.) the blog but halfway through I became quite disturbed as it made me reminiscent of the numerous blogs I was once the hot topic of.

Before I go any further I must stress the point that this is not about my previous issue, but simply the point of view of someone who has been a victim of vicious blogging and blogging as a new communication medium (Redundancy). To those of you who are mass/volume or dense (that’s the physics formula for density to those who are clueless) again, I repeat this is not a reaction toward my past actions. (Another redundancy. Are you now also trying to fatten your articles? Who uses such moronic metaphors anyway?)

So let me continue, first of all I believe in the freedom of speech. By all means say what you need to say. Unfortunately for most of the bloggers without advertising you get paid nothing. If in fact you do get paid then hooray for you. (Your point being?) But blogging, aside from Perez Hilton and the other big time bloggers (you know who you are) is for me a slacker job or a medium and pastime for lonely people to connect. (Substantiate this claim, or shut up.) Unless you’re in bloody Siberia or in a Gulag prison, try stepping outside your comfort zone and turn off the laptop or pc, you just might find some real live people to talk to instead of typing away in cyber space. (“Real life”. “Cyperspace”. Tsk tsk.)

On the flipside (Your flip of the flipside is all gewgaw) blogging can be a good source of information and a great way to exchange ideas. This I strongly encourage whether it is about politics, fashion, food or whatever topic you may choose. (I hear that “pigs” is a good topic) Friendly and healthy discussions are always great.

The difference between a journalist and a blogger is that journalists have to adhere to certain guidelines that govern the freedom of speech (like, for instance, stricter adherence to grammar?). And whatever a journalist chooses to write about—be it popular or unpopular—we do not hide behind an anonymous name and are resigned to the fact that we have to take as much as we dish out. However, (However? What are you trying to contrast?) I simply detest people who place vicious comments and slanderous statements in blogs yet sign their messages as ‘anonymous.’ If you have something to say, don’t hide behind a false name. It’s just plain cowardice of you to do so. I have more of a deep sense of respect (Reverence! Malu, when was the last time you learned a new word?) for those—however unpopular or vicious their statements are—who post their views with their real names and make no bones (MAKE NO BONES?!) about it. At least they stand for something; I would rather take it from them than the cowards that hide behind false names. (Omit needless sentences!)

Perhaps it is the Filipino culture to foster backstabbing because they never mean what they say face to face. Just how many times have you dealt with co-workers who will smile in your face when you ask them to perform a task or engage in just plain conversation, when in fact they are quite uncomfortable with the situation and are forced to do what they absolutely detest with a smiling face. I guess it’s the kind of culture brought about by 300 years of Spanish colonization (Racism). To one particular blogger of Spanish descent but with an Indio face, don’t act like a peninsulares and quote Spanish words from the generation of your abuelita… jeez and they call me elitist. (In case you didn’t know, bloggers can Babelfish your fancy Spanish words, mujer.) The Spanish rule is over, get over yourself and your Español relatives who used to have power… but I digress (oops, my bad…) Let’s move forward. (What arriviste sociopath!)

It’s just like all this hullabaloo about ousting GMA. You deposed ERAP in Edsa Dos. Now you’re unhappy with his replacement. Make up your minds. (For the record I’m not pro anybody I’m pro whatever lesser evil is out there). You can’t overthrow one president then decide you made a mistake with your second choice. (Fallacious oversimplification. Stereotyping.) I’s not like buying a green Hermes bag and suddenly deciding, oops I should have gotten the black one instead (So desperate you are in searching for analogies, you have to be brand-conscious. And what were you saying about not being elitist?). Unfortunately that’s the kind of nation we have become, a bunch of wishy-washy whiners who whine about everything under the sun and found the blog sphere (people don’t blog on a sphere, stupids!) to be the new medium for whining. Yes we do what we have to do as a nation to get things done and stop corruption and evil (I’m all for that) but we never seem to be happy with what we have, hence the complaining and whining. It just never stops. (You’re also whining, in case the irony hasn’t escaped you.)

I suppose I started some kind of trend by eliciting nasty comments and reactions via blog because of my indiscretion (Oh you’re so modest!). But it seems to be a comfortable medium for people to vent their anger on just about everything they disagree with. I have been called an irresponsible journalist so what does that make you? It is easy to hide under the guise of anonymity you can say just about anything you want because you have no repercussions to deal with. It’s easy to hide behind a false moniker isn’t it? (Rant, no thread, no logic and no wit)

Just a thought to ponder on… (What the hell? What else is there to ponder on? Balls? Okay, "Just a ball to ponder on…". Write that.) Maybe I should start an anonymous blog and really let go… but then again I don’t want to be responsible for World War Three and I would sleep much better being brutally honest in your face than hide behind an anonymous name. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if I started a blog just to shake things up and got a ton of money in advertising? If I do decide to do that I thank you all in advance for inspiring me… I’m always a glass half full kinda girl anyway… (Point is?)

And now with my mad editing skillz, I give you the cleaned article:

 

This morning I got a text telling me to check out blogs with juicy gossip about the “Gucci Gang”. I got curious, and logged on to read the details. I didn’t care to find out nor be involved in knowing if the stories were true. “Who did what to whom” makes no difference in my life. It was just a gossip and I was just one of those who read the blog. Halfway through, I became quite disturbed, as it was reminiscent of the numerous blogs I was once the hot topic of.

Before I go any further, I must stress that this is not about my previous issue, but simply the point of view of someone who has been a victim of vicious blogging.

I believe in the freedom of speech. By all means say what you need to say. Blogging can be a good source of information and a great way to exchange ideas. This I strongly encourage whether it is about politics, fashion, food or whatever topic you may choose. Friendly and healthy discussions are always great.

The difference between a journalist and a blogger is that journalists have to adhere to certain guidelines that govern the freedom of speech. And whatever a journalist chooses to write about—be it popular or unpopular—we do not hide behind an anonymous name and are resigned to knowing that we have to take as much as we dish out. I simply detest people who place vicious comments and slanderous statements in blogs yet sign their messages as ‘anonymous.’ If you have something to say, don’t hide behind a guise. It’s just plain cowardice of you to do so. I have deeper reverence to those who post their views under their real names, however unpopular or vicious their statements may be.

Perhaps it is the Filipino culture to foster backstabbing, for they never mean what they say face to face. Just how many times have you dealt with co-workers who will smile in your face when you ask them to perform, when in fact they are uncomfortable with the situation?

Unfortunately that’s the kind of nation we have become: a bunch of wishy-washy whiners who whine about everything under the sun and found the blog as the new medium for whining.

I suppose I started some kind of trend by eliciting nasty comments. But it seems to be a comfortable medium for people to vent their anger on just about everything they disagree with.

Just some balls to ponder on: Maybe I should start an anonymous blog and really let go. Then again I don’t want to be responsible for World War Three and I would sleep much better being brutally honest in your face than hide behind an anonymous name.

Still pointless, I know.

Okay, back to Ulysses.