What the heckle

March 25, 2008

cosmeticsjunkie: buy makeup from me
cosmeticsjunkie: ill love you forever if you buy makeup from me.
nightdreamer: and what am i going to do with those makeups?
nightdreamer: i don’t have a girl to give the makeups i buy from you yet!
nightdreamer: give me one and i’ll love her forever.
cosmeticsjunkie: :) )
cosmeticsjunkie: well…
cosmeticsjunkie: are you interested in gays?
cosmeticsjunkie: i have a gay friend
cosmeticsjunkie: looks nice.
nightdreamer: i’m not interested in gays! Raowwrgg!
cosmeticsjunkie: but he looks nice!
cosmeticsjunkie: :(
nightdreamer: but you know, one of my gay friend from office just left
cosmeticsjunkie: you can buy makeup from me and look at them and think
cosmeticsjunkie: i bought them from cosmeticsjunkie
nightdreamer: i felt bad about not saying goodbye to him
cosmeticsjunkie: cosmeticsjunkie loves me forever
nightdreamer: ok my self esteem isn’t that screwed up.
cosmeticsjunkie: :) )
cosmeticsjunkie: i know. its a joke.
nightdreamer: what? I’m serious! My self esteem isn’t that screwed!!11111
cosmeticsjunkie: im also serious that im only joking!
cosmeticsjunkie: about the makeup thing
cosmeticsjunkie: i just feel like heckling someone
nightdreamer: i have a lot of officemates worth heckling
cosmeticsjunkie: none more worthy than you are
nightdreamer: ok, i meant heckling in a bad way
cosmeticsjunkie: mahilig akong kulitin ka (translation: i love to heckle you)
cosmeticsjunkie: pag nasa mood siyempre (translation: especially when i’m in the mood)
nightdreamer: as in you’re heckling them because you hate them, not because you have an obsession with them. and in your case i belong to that latter category
cosmeticsjunkie: hey!
cosmeticsjunkie: i dont have an obssession with you.
cosmeticsjunkie: goodness

(And people say I take myself too seriously). 

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