Fast Food Relationships! Boo hoo!

March 26, 2008

nightdreamer: what’s the feminine of guru?
nightdreamer: gura?!
helgatheweber: no, it’s still guru
nightdreamer: gurette?!

(Nightdreamer dug "gurette", so he changed helgatheweber’s alias)

nightdreamer: so anyway, yesterday i checked the friendster profile of one of my, um, hot friends
nightdreamer: and i learned that she’s in a relationship.
gurette: And?
gurette: Isnt everyone, nowadays
nightdreamer: last week, she wasn’t (obviously i’m interested in her!)
nightdreamer: wait, lemme finish!
nightdreamer: so today, i checked again, and…
nightdreamer: she’s single!
gurette: :))
nightdreamer: wow! ang bilis ng relation ngayon! [translation: wow the brevity of relationship these days!]
gurette: How old’s she?
nightdreamer: 23.
nightdreamer: it’s not very nice for 23 year olds to be this fickleminded about their relationships!
gurette: Well
gurette: Maybe theyve been together for a while
gurette: OH WAIT
gurette: Ok
gurette: BRAIN WORKING NOW
gurette: Heh
gurette: Lol
gurette: DO NOT JUDGE
nightdreamer: and then they found gratification in each other’s (i suspect, body) during the Holy Week vacation.
gurette: Maybe she wasnt really in a relationship :P
nightdreamer: i’m just guessing, okay! i want to write a novel about quick relationship! and then people will think i’m gay but i’ll be too rich to care then!
nightdreamer: [it’s nice to dream]
gurette: It’s all about urgency, nowadays
gurette: Fall in love fast
gurette: End relationships quickly
nightdreamer: fall out of love fast.
nightdreamer: true dat.
gurette: Yapf yapf
nightdreamer: this is not the only case of "quick relationship" i’ve seen. i also know of another person whose relationship status changes everytime i go to her friendster, which is like once a month.
nightdreamer: sheesh they’re looking for the wrong guy! try me! My relationship with them will last longer than my blog posts!
gurette: Pfffffft
gurette: You have to offer them more than longevity
gurette: Try MONEY
gurette: And GORGEOUS OFFSPRING BROUGHT ABOUT BY GOOD GENES
gurette: And…
gurette: And…
gurette: HOLY WEEK VACATIONS IN BORA
gurette: Ya, that should do it
nightdreamer: okay, way to diminish my self esteem :(


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Previous Comments

Hahahaha! Okay that ending was a winner! :D

Posted by virus at March 26, 2008, 4:36 pm

Kissing as many frogs as they can till they find the jackpot eh? XD

I went through that kind of cycle when I was 16 I think. XD

but now it’s just too tiring to go through the process over and over and over again. meh.. maybe I’m just lazy. XD

Posted by Sorbetera at March 27, 2008, 10:14 am

Hey, I like the frog analogy a lot! Hahaha!

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