Conversations with Myself

Me: Hey Nightdreamer.

Nightdreamer: Hey Shun, what’s up?

Me: Shun? Interesting of you to call me by that name.

Nightdreamer: I figured that of all your nicknames (there are 4 of them, right?) Shun is the one you most often use when you’re online.

Me: I guess so. (Yep, 4.)

Nightdreamer: So, what’s up? You haven’t been saying many things to me lately.

Me: Yeah, sorry about that. My attention’s been diverted to somewhere else.

Nightdreamer: Why thanks durrr, that made me feel great.

Me: Oops! Didn’t mean to be so blunt. I mean, I only half meant it, and –

Nightdreamer: Whatever. Don’t need to be so defensive…

Me: I’m truly sorry.

Nightdreamer: …but I understand that it’s Plurk you’re too obsessed with lately, huh?

Me: Yeah, it is. I have to fight my addiction with it.

Nightdreamer: You have to. So, are you telling me something else? Or is this another one of those times where you whine about how much you’re down with another drought of inspiration?

Me: Hah, no. I admit not being able to think very clearly lately, but uninspired? Nah.

I am actually gonna tell you that, last Friday, I brought home 24 cans of Coke Zeroes.

Nightdreamer: The hell! You a cokehead?

Me: Haha.

Nightdreamer: How much did they cost you?

Me: I got them free.

Nightdreamer: …

Me: Yeah.

Nightdreamer: There’s a story behind this, isn’t there? (more…)