Schmanniversary

July 10, 2008

By July 16, 2008, this nightdreamer blog will be a year old. Is that significant?

No.

Aaaanyway, I’m making this entry my anniversary entry because I am no seer. Who knows, maybe by July 16 I’d be voted as the president of Taiwan and as such I’ll be permanently banned from ever blogging because of the flack all my entries might create. Hey, that’s not impossible, you know, and at least I don’t have a green card! Actually the only reason I can’t possibly write well on that date is that it’s a day before The Dark Knight shows, and by then I imagine the only words I can think of are “BATMAN ZOMGZ W00T LOLZ!!11!”

You think I’m bored? You think I keep posting because I have way too much time in my hands? Well sod off, you jealous kids! :P

Like all anniversary posts, let me ramp up the drama by saying I’ve never imagined I would’ve kept this blog this long (strike one!) and that I would like to thank my readers for offering intelligent commentary (strike two!) and that I have no regrets (strike three oh dear ND slash your wrist you theatrics whore!)

And that’s it, I’ve nothing more to say. Time to go out and stare at women’s faces and tell them they’ve got boogers sticking out of their noses. 

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Previous Comments

Oh man how this entry made me LOL. It’s like talking to a teenage oxygen-deprived ND on helium. WHAT?

Posted by CM at July 10, 2008, 8:45 pm

Happy Birthday to your blog!

Posted by J at July 11, 2008, 12:24 am

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