Make Your Move?

September 22, 2008

This has got to be one of the most ridiculous Instant Messager conversations I’ve had in a long time. And who’s the culprit of making it stupid? Myself, like always; I just happen to think I’ve out-absurded myself this time. 

marlou: yow
nightdreamer: yow you back
nightdreamer: what’s up?
marlou: hahah
marlou: im trying to learn chess again
nightdreamer: i thought you had mad chess skillz?
nightdreamer: what happened?
marlou: haha i stopped playing for 2 years
marlou: i forgot the openings. im still good in the middle game not that good with openings and end games
marlou: well im learning the openings again
nightdreamer: learning the openings?
nightdreamer: and the closings?
marlou: yea
marlou: openings
marlou: like lines
nightdreamer: you know for some reason all these sound really erotic
nightdreamer: it could be like “you know, i don’t have sex as good as i used to anymore”
nightdreamer: “i’m still good at the middle of the acts, but i’m useless when it comes to foreplay and climaxing!”
nightdreamer: ok i am apparently bored
marlou: hahaha
marlou: yea
marlou: you are
marlou: what the
marlou: :D
marlou: well sex is natural:D
marlou: chess isnt
marlou: you gotta study it
nightdreamer: what the hell!
marlou: yea
marlou: and sex is physical
marlou: chess is a mental thing
nightdreamer: oh yeah? you mean you get to have sex with people without even trying to go through the impressing the girls with all the smartaleckery or stimulating conversations that comprise most of the dating process?
nightdreamer: either you’re dating girls who are really stupid, or you’re a gigolo.
marlou: hahha
marlou: chess is more casual than sex:D
nightdreamer: chess is more casual than sex? pshfftzizzle.
nightdreamer: i would think they’re, just the same?
nightdreamer: in that you rock the castle by pawning the queen?
marlou: hahahha
marlou: whats wrong with you:))
nightdreamer: oh nothing. i’m just baffled by why you think chess and sex are different, that’s all. :P
marlou: they are
marlou: :D
marlou: sex is easier than chess:D you dont think as much
nightdreamer: that’s if you’re having bad sex! if you’re having good sex then you’d ch– right, i’m not pursuing this topic.
marlou: hahaha
marlou: yea
marlou: im getting better
nightdreamer: at what?
nightdreamer: ok please don’t answer.
nightdreamer: please please please please don’t answer.
marlou: chess ahahaha
marlou: im getting better
marlou: let’s play
nightdreamer: no way
marlou: haaha why


*nightdreamer ignores marlou for the rest of the day*


Posted by nightdreamer at 4:58 pm | permalink

Previous Comments

LOL

Posted by J at September 22, 2008, 8:43 pm

lafftrip! :D

funny, my ‘keyword’ to this comment post is “nudes” lol

Posted by bursky at September 23, 2008, 7:53 am

True religion jeans outlet are designed for women’s beauty. Ladies are mad about the trademark
glossy red soles. It surely can enhance your confidence and charm. Moreover, Christian Louboutin Boots not only bring a trace of the street for mature sense of”

Posted by True-religion-jeans-outlet at March 10, 2011, 11:47 am

So there Lady Christian Audigier T Shirts really is no reason why you should have to spend a ton of money on brand name Women Gucci Clothing Cheap clothes for women. You can identical pieces for hundreds of dollars less simply by shopping at the right stores and planning Women Gucci Jeans Cheap ahead. If you continue to do this for a couple of years, you will be able to fill your closets with outfits that would have normally Juicy Couture Tracksuit cost you more than you could afford. You will feel like you always have something new and fancy toMen Calvin Klein Cheap wear.

Posted by cheap gucci clothing at June 25, 2011, 2:40 pm

Since 1937, Ray Ban prices could possibly be the brand recognize on best belonging to the views of every dude or lady who is conscious about his / her research and especially grownup men just swear by this cult brand. The lightweight, strong Ray Ban Aviators, versatile and cozy frames are every man’s delight. Ray Ban Price 8301 & RB 3119 between its sunglasses and RB optical 5201 and RB 5076 between its eyeglasses are some belonging to the styles grownup men are vying for.Article Source: Ray Ban 2140 has continually been renowned for stylish and sensible eyewear. Eyeglasses combine design and purpose, to provide you with a sensible accessory that is compatible jointly with your daily look.It is for the most part a recognised actuality that Ray Ban Sunglasses generally enhance vision, but there’s no intent why they can’t also include for the style quotient.

Ray-Ban Rx frames are not like common prescription frames; with their immaculate craftsmanship, they are continually compatible jointly with your corrective lenses.If you like getting inside the limelight at functions and get observed for the good looks.Ray Ban Glasses Rx customized eyeglasses are your pretty best bet.Eyeglasses are pretty trendy, and their styles are continually in collection using the most current trends and designs.Ray Ban price thing to consider to detail is for the most part a exclusive element in these Eyeglasses, and unique patterns have produced these eyeglasses an amazing offer much more than only a style accessory.Ray Ban Eyeglasses appear within several styles to meet every face.

The Ray Ban Eyeglasses 6121 is distinguished by rectangular contacts and sleek frames for that chic and trendy look.Other eye-catching eyeglasses consist of 6113, which has rectangular frames and arrives in 6 colors.Ray Ban Aviators thrilling option could possibly be the RX 5184 Ray Ban Glasses merely as a end result of its wayfarer styling! It’s the wonderful option to embark in your outside adventures! have confidence in these eyeglasses to exude sophistication whenever you actions out.There undoubtedly are a assortment of shades from full-rimmed to rimless, which means you can meet and coordinate them with all of your outfits. using the “Ray Ban Eyewear” recognize etched for the temples,designer eyeglasses are specific to acquire much more than lots of admirers!

Posted by Ray Ban Eyeglasses at July 1, 2011, 4:55 pm

When Gucci died in 1953, Cheap LV Sandalshe left behind him multiple sons,

three of whom played a pivotal role in the company future. Aldo, the eldest led the company to prominence on the international scene, with their New York boutiques, but the

family became nearly as famed for their fighting as they were for their fashions.Cheap Cooqi

JeansThe day in and day out operations of the company led to serious combats for the family which in the end, nearly cost them their business. Cheap imitation products

began to appear on the market that the company simply could not stop.Cheap air max

shoes

Posted by cheap gucci shoes at July 29, 2011, 4:03 pm

Nice work, I would like to read your blog every day.

Posted by Cooqi Clothing at August 1, 2011, 5:01 pm

888xuerong-2:
uggs sko

Posted by uggs sko at September 19, 2011, 5:04 pm

Hi buddies! A good synthesis of this nice post having a perfect information. This post made worth visiting page and that’s why I can see lots of good comments here. Nice one!

Posted by Long hair styles for women at November 22, 2011, 7:19 pm