Random Insults

New age music is like spa minus the massage and the happy ending.

So there’s this guy from Yahoo! Answers who said Jonas Brothers is the Led Zeppelin of this generation. My only say on the issue is that to be scared of what’s happening to this generations’ taste in music, you don’t even have to play Jonas Brothers’ songs backwards.

Women get more leeway to be stuck up than us, men, do. If we keep talking about ourselves, we’re called “poor listeners and full of ourselves”; if they keep talking about themselves, they’re called “vain and confident”. What I’m trying to say is, Kobe is full of himself, while Lebron is vain and confident.

(Wearisome of Michael Jackson tributes) …bandwagon-mourners.

(Reacting to the news that a new TMNT reboot movie is on the works and it’ll be another origin tale of the characters involved) Yep, we don’t have enough origin movies. One day when the world has spent all its natural resources, analysts will say, “you know, we could’ve averted our crisis had we made more origin movies.”

Radiohead is “the greatest living band” because they’ve put everyone else to sleep.

One girl I know thinks she’s a beauty queen. That’s almost true, since she’s a beauty equine.